Couples ask ChatGPT and Gemini about you before they ever reach your site. If the answers are wrong, that's the version they believe. I find out exactly what those assistants are saying about your business, and where the wrong answers are coming from.
Check what AI says about my business →I do every audit personally, so I only take on six per month.
The fifth was clean, and I would have told her so for free. That is what the guarantee is for. Every figure below is a potential loss on a single booking, taken straight from the gap between what an assistant told couples and what the vendor actually charges.
None of them knew. Every one of these came from a listing set up years ago, a promo post nobody archived, or an assistant filling a gap on its own.
No dashboards, no logins, nothing installed. You never give me access to anything.
Fifteen questions across ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Perplexity and Copilot, in clean sessions. Every one asked and read by me, not fired off by a script.
Which page or which listing the assistant actually read to get there. This is the part that tells you what to change.
Every answer verbatim and dated, with screenshots, the corrections you need, and me walking you through the findings.
One document, in plain English, with every answer dated and screenshotted. Yours arrives as a PDF within a week.
Your own sheet marks it required. Every assistant called it an add-on, so couples are quoted a floor $4,500 below the real one.
Both are on your own website. Saturday reads $8,000 in one place and $12,000 in the other.
An assistant surfaced rates roughly half your current ones, from a file you probably forgot was online.
You update it yourself in about five minutes. No website rebuild, no access needed.
I build websites and digital products, and lately I've been stuck on one question: what do AI assistants actually tell people about small businesses? The answer, it turns out, is often wrong.
Every audit is done by hand. I ask the questions myself, read every answer myself, and track down where the wrong ones came from. Nothing is scanned or auto-generated.
No, and nobody honest can. What I can do is show you exactly what each assistant says about you today, and where those answers are coming from.
No. I never need logins or passwords. Everything I find, you or your web person can fix yourselves.
No. Everything happens over email. No calls, no demos, no sales pitches.
A Stripe invoice after you've seen the report. The findings are in your hands before any money moves.